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Born: June 30, 2016

Height: 5' 8"

Weight: 90 lbs.

Sex: Female

Favorite Movie: Prefers a good book

Fun Fact: Her wool was once made into a shawl for Gwyneth Paltrow

Favorite Product: CBD Tincture 

Poisson (French for "fish") is the cultured member of the herd. She’s eaten weeds and shrubs on four different continents and won’t hesitate to tell you about it. Hobbies include: any true-crime docu-series, enjoying a fruity Cabernet, and munching on rotten fruit.



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