Meet The Alpaca
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Talisman is the spiritual advisor of the herd.
Ting-Go is the loose cannon on the farm.
Jackson Hole is a total mess.
Burrito is full of mischief.
Oskar is an absolute sweetheart.
Explorer has seen some shit.
Not much is known about Percy.
Merlin is a straight-up conspiracy theorist.
Poisson (French for fish) is the cultured member of the herd.
You don’t name an alpaca Irish Whiskey for sheer coincidence.