Meet The Alpaca

We're here to set the record straight. On the internets, everyone confuses us with llamas. But, we're even-tempered. We take CBD. They listen to Norwegian death metal. You get it now?

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Talisman

Talisman is the spiritual advisor of the herd.

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Ting-Go

Ting-Go is the loose cannon on the farm.

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Jackson Hole

Jackson Hole is a total mess.

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Burrito

Burrito is full of mischief.

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Oskar

Oskar is an absolute sweetheart.

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Explorer

Explorer has seen some shit.

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Percy

Not much is known about Percy.

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Merlin

Merlin is a straight-up conspiracy theorist.

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Poisson

Poisson (French for fish) is the cultured member of the herd.

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Irish Whiskey

You don’t name an alpaca Irish Whiskey for sheer coincidence.

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